Prognosticator's Blog (3)

With the invitational season finally coming to a close, it’s time to give the people what they’ve been begging for. For months they’ve relied on the uncomfortably subjective and sporadically insightful musings of AndrewLias and his preciously adorable power poll. But now that The AMTA’s invitational season is over, it’s time for the amateur sidewalk performers and trick-shot artists to step aside. Not unlike a polar bear (not to be confused with Ohio Northern’s Polar Bear Invite), I am back from… Continue

It's time to put down the gravy bowl and move that sweet potato pie to the side - the much-anticipated First Annual (Post-)Thanksgiving Day Edition © of the rankings is finally here. Now, instead of dressing up like a pilgrim or smearing war paint across my chest, I think it's time for us to talk turkey. All of you remember that I made the switch over to the Deliberation Room because I was promised increased fame, fortune, and appreciation. Aside from my Liza Minnelli blow-up doll, I haven't rec… Continue

I suppose what I always believed in my heart has finally bore itself to be true: Perjuries needed me more than I needed Perjuries. Do I feel guilty that my absence has all but brought down a fundamental institution in the mock trial community? Of course not. That would be like blaming myself for my own greatness. Besides, it's much easier to blame everyone else for their failures. Without me these past few months have flown by with little more than a peep from the Perjuries Pundits. No controver… Continue